Even if you haven’t heard about it, the subreddit r/LeopardsAteMyFace should catch your attention. At first, because of its name, which comes as a reference to a viral tweet that read, “‘I never thought leopards would eat MY face,’ sobs [a] woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party.”
But then you dive in, and the content is really captivating too. The satirical hub for political discontent has grown into a place welcoming all kinds of posts about people being shocked at the entirely predictable consequences of their actions, and it’s the best proof of karma you can find on the internet.
#1 Candace Owens Tried To Get A Covid Test In Aspen, Co, But Was Denied Service (From A Private Facility) And Received This Email, And It’s The Best Thing I’ve Ever Read
#2 Leopard Ate Preachers Face
Writer and humorist Robert Evans Wilson Jr. has a name for making these rash decisions in the heat of the moment, only to regret the results.
He calls it the Law of Unintended Consequences, and according to Wilson, we’re all guilty of succumbing to it.
Relevant terms include:
Murphy’s Law, which states that if something can go wrong, it will.The Cobra Effect. The term coined by economist Horst Siebert is based on an attempt by the British government in India to eliminate venomous snakes in the city of Delhi by paying people to bring in dead cobras. The reward incentivized people to breed cobras. When the government learned of this, it stopped the payments; however, the breeders then released their cobras into the wild, which increased rather than decreased the problem.The Butterfly Effect. It’s a situation in which an action or change that does not seem important has a very large effect, especially in other places or around the world. #3 Illegal Aliens Suck! (Except When It’s My Family)
#4 “My Testicles, My Choice”
#5 When Your Plan Backfires
“When a problem occurs, whether it is a natural disaster or a man-made one, emotions over reason often direct decision-making,” Wilson, author of Everyday Innovation, explains.
As we can see from the pictures on this list, it happens not just on a personal but also (inter)national stage, even though there are plenty of “safety switches” to prevent it.
“First, the media picks up on the story and, if possible, will fan the flames of fear to build a larger audience, which in turn enables them to sell more advertising. If the media is successful in agitating their audience, the people then start demanding immediate solutions from their government representatives. The politicians feel the pressure and, wanting to stay popular with the voters, feel they must do something—anything—without considering the potential long-term outcome,” Wilson says.
#6 This Time Is Different And He’ll Be A Good Father For Sure
#7 Feminist Conservative
#8 It’s Hard Work Oppressing Constituents
#9 🤷🏻♂️
Many of these posts from r/LeopardsAteMyFace also make you ask, “Why do people ignore facts?”
Steve Rathje is an incoming assistant professor of human-computer interaction at Carnegie Mellon University, currently an NSF and AXA postdoctoral fellow at NYU, with a Ph.D. from Cambridge.
He believes much of the issue is caused by the fact that our ability to reason did not develop simply to help us find the truth—instead, it evolved to fulfill fundamentally social functions, like cooperating in large groups and communicating with others.
#10 Turns Out She Was The Idiot All Along
#11 I Never Thought That Voting To Leave Europe Would Mean That I Had To Leave Europe, Weeps Deluded Man
#12 Run Roh, Looks Like Those Highly Inconvenient Texas Laws Apply To You, Too, Grandpa
#13 Elon Is A Humble Genius
“A number of studies document the many ways in which our political party distorts our reasoning,” Rathje writes.
“One study found that people who had strong math skills were only good at solving a math problem if the solution to the problem conformed to their political beliefs. Liberals were only good at solving a math problem, for instance, if the answer to that problem showed that gun control reduced crime. Conservatives were only good at solving this problem if the solution showed that gun control increased crime.”
#14 You Get What You Invest In
#15 Wyoming Bans Preferred Pronouns, Madam Chairman Immediately Gets Misgendered
#16 Who Would’ve Guessed This Would Happen?
#17 Saying Your Doctor’s Office Doesn’t Wear Masks At A Rally
Another study discovered that the higher an individual’s IQ, the better they are at coming up with reasons to support a position—but only a position that they agree with.
One time, researchers asked the participants to watch a video of protestors and told half of them the people in the clip were protesting the military’s Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell policy, while the other half were informed that the group was protesting an abortion clinic.
Liberals reported saying the protestors were more violent and disruptive if they were told they were watching abortion clinic protestors, and the opposite was true for conservatives, even though everyone was watching the same video.
#18 Are They Really Though?
#19 “Wait No, We Didn’t Mean It Like That”
#20 They Actually Think Retroactive Vaccination Is A Thing
#21 Who’d Have Thought Brexit Would Mean Less Trade With The UK?
A desire for identity consistency, as Rathje calls it, might also help explain why we can be so uncomfortable engaging with opinions that challenge our beliefs.
One study, for example, found that people are even willing to give up the chance to earn money to avoid reading opinions they disagree with.
So even if you told the folks in the pictures what they were doing was stupid, many would’ve likely kept going anyway.
#22 How Could Brexit Go So Wrong?!
#23 So Now You Support Illegal Immigration
#24 When Karma Comes Calling
#25 State Rep. Helps Legalizes Raw Milk, Drinks It To Celebrate Then Falls Ill
#26 How Dare A Private Company Refuse Service To Whomever They Please?
#27 Irrelevant Eaten Face In The Current Climate
#28 Only 46 Years Old
#29 Well Well Well, If It Isn’t The Consequences Of My Own Actions
#30 Another Example Of Slugs Voting For Salt
#31 Not What I Voted For
#32 He Tells It Like It Is
#33 No, Not Like That
#34 Oh Nick…
#35 Ah, Republicans
#36 Running Away With Your Loved Ones To A Better Place
#37 Black Republican Is Angry That The Cops Thought He Was The Criminal
#38 Elon Has Switched To Mining Copium
#39 Moron Who Moved To Russia Because Texas Was Too Woke Joined The Russian Armed Forces To Work As A Welder. He Was Sent To The Front Lines Shortly After Joining
#40 You Chose To Queue
#41 Stunt By D**chebag DeSantis Backfires Spectacularly
#42 No, Not Really
#43 Limited Foresight
#44 Voter Who Supported Party That Publicly Stripped Away The Welfare State For 10 Years Surprised To Find It Missing When They Need It
#45 Always Only Care About Issues Once It Affects Them
#46 When You Accidentally Ban The Bible
#47 Fishing Industry Protest At Downing Street – Shellfish Lories Stacked Infront Of Pm’s Office
#48 Very Insane People
#49 Stop It! Only We’re Supposed To Inflate Stonks And Manipulate The Market!
#50 Oh No… Anyway:
#51 That Last Sentence
#52 “I Didn’t Know They Would Try To Destroy My Property!”
#53 The Dragon Has Only Gotten Bigger
#54 Don’t Mess With Texas!
#55 This One
#56 Actions, Meet Consequences
#57 Thoughts And Prayers
#58 Just Don’t Do Illegal Things
#59 Looks Like One Of My Neighbors Is Starting To Feel Some Regret
#60 He Voted Yea On Gorsuch, Barrett & Kavanaugh
#61 /R/Conservative Discovers The Class Divide
#62 I Voted To Make Things Worse For Other People, I Didn’t Realise Things Would Be Worse For Me!
#63 Brexit, A Two Act Story
#64 Should Have Thought About This Last November, Nevada
#65 Yeah, But, Not When We Do It!
#66 It’s Just Weather, Wait, No!
#67 Corporations Are People, But Only When They Support Me, Otherwise They Can Keep Their Mouths Shut!
#68 “Wasn’t Expecting Him To Do That” From Man Who Said He Would Do Just That
#69 Just 4 Inches Of Snow Changes Their Mind
#70 I Guess Actions Have Consequences
#71 Hate That Actions Have Consequences
#72 “I Thought Politics Was Fun Just Like Sports”
#73 Commenters In R/Conservative Suddenly Realise They Might Not Be Getting That Relief Bill
#74 Pro Life Guy Laments His Life After Roe V Wade
#75 Peak Republican Irony
#76 What One Maga Backlash Did To Elon’s Mental Health Lmao
#77 Kicking Out Millions From The US + Surprised That Population Is Shrinking
#78 Dad Played Himself
#79 Guy Who Wanted Carbon Tax Gone Doesn’t Understand Why Things Aren’t Cheaper Now
#80 Moron Finally Realizes That The Elites Run The Republican Party
