The supermarket, just like the subwayor the airport, is a place where life unfolds in the most natural way. In fact, it captures the human experience so well, you can even sometimes feel as if you aren’t shopping, but watching a play.
There’s Sam from the Night’s Watch in the lead role of a cashier, a “Nana Slicer” on a shelf, competing for the most intense prop design award ever, and a couple getting married in the garden section at a local Walmart. So next time you walk into a store, view it as you would a Tony Award-winning improvisation, and I promise you, it’ll make the experience so much better. In the meantime, scroll down to check out this list by We which includes the strangest moments in shopping history!
#1 I Met This Gentleman At The Grocery Store Today And Asked If I Could Take A Photo Of Him
#2 My Local Grocer Is Getting Pretty Creative With Their Soda Boxes
#3 I Was Going To Buy Some Chips When I Noticed This Little Guy
#4 Made My Week
#5 Brazilian Man In A Supermarket
#6 A Dad Being A Dad At A Supermarket
#7 German Shepherd Helping His Hooman
#8 Couple Goals
#9 “Come Eat With Us, Danny”
#10 So My Grandpa Saw Wilting Plants At Wal-Mart, and Started Watering Them (He Is Not A Employe)
#11 Showdown At The Supermarket
#12 Damn Illegal Aliens Stealing Our Jobs
#13 Sometimes I Like To Go To IKEA And Pretend I’m In A Swedish Arthouse Film
#14 Saw This Guy Sleeping In A Bodega In NYC
#15 Walmart Has Some Terrifying Products. Nana Wasn’t Too Happy About It
#16 Looks Like Sam Didn’t Make The Cut At The Citadel
#17 Wear The Same Color Shirt As Apple Store Staff And You Can Recommend Android Phones For A Few Hours Before They Kick You Out
#18 I Found This In The Seafood Department Of My Local Supermarket
#19 Lady And Her Cat
#20 Khajiit Has Wares If You Have Coin
#21 This Kid Went From Row To Row
#22 Walmart Baby Has Seen Some Sh*t
#23 It’s 4am. This Is What I Find In Walmart
#24 Security Tried To Get This Cat Out Of My Local Supermarket. Failed
#25 I Take My Hedgehog Grocery Shopping, And No One Tells Me To Stop
#26 My Local Wal-Mart’s Greeter Is Always Playing Guitar Or Violin. He’s A Cool ‘Person Of Wal-Mart’!
#27 Girl Brings A Goat Into Store
#28 My Kid Decided To Be An Astronaut In IKEA And My Mom Followed Suit
#29 This Monk Just Stopped Me And My Dog In The Store To Tell Me That My Dog Reminded Him Of A Picture He’d Seen
#30 She Was Born For This Job
#31 I Raise You My Costco Lady Having Lunch With Pikachu
#32 Just Your Everyday Smiley
#33 When You’re Bored In The Store
#34 Cashiers Reaction When I Buy 100 Bananas
#35 Someone Lost A Mental Battle In Walmart Today
#36 A Suspicious Supermarket Worker Found This In A Baby Carriage
#37 My Son Did Not Enjoy This Book. 0/10. Do Not Recommend
#38 I Was Shockeded When Someone Licked My Arm In The Walgreens This Morning
#39 Today A Miracle Occurred At IKEA
#40 Just Your Average Businessman Wearing Hooker Heels In The Lego Store
#41 On The Floor At My Local Kroger
#42 Two Very Different Nights, 12 Piece Of Fried Chicken & Whiskey Versus 12 Pink Tulips & Cupcakes
#43 My Grocery Store Thinks They Are Punny
#44 Costco Employee Silently Tries To Trap A Pigeon
#45 If Only America Was As Safe As Korea: Korean Costco
#46 Lost My Kid In Target… Found Him Here
#47 Guy Strolling His Dog At The Store
#48 They’ve Stepped Up Security At The Supermarket
#49 Today I Saw A Duck At Walmart
#50 He Must Be Johny Bravo’s Grand Dad
