Long term relationships are a fulfilling commitment that, if done right, can become the defining element of a long and happy married life. Years of familiarity does mean, however, that a certain frisson, the thrill of spontaneity, does sometimes get lost in the comfortable routines of everyday coexistence with your life partner.
These guys don’t need any relationship advice, and, knowing this, like to keep their significant others guessing. And what better way to spice up a married couples life that than with a creative, practical joke? Because nothing is sexier than a sense of humor, right?
We here at We have compiled a list of boyfriends and husbands who make sure their marriages are relationship meme-worthy while never letting their spouses get bored, as a follow up to our previous post. Scroll down to check the marriage jokes out for yourself, and don’t forget to vote for the ones you like best!
#1 Legend Has It They Remain Hidden To This Day
RELATED: #2 Went To NYC On Business And I Had To Show My Wife I Wasn’t Enjoying It Without Her, So Here Is Me Having A Bad Time All Over New York
#3 R.I.P
#4 Day 14 Of Wife Being On A Work Trip
#5 My Wife Really Likes It When I Do House Work So I Sent Her These Pictures While She Was At Work Hoping It Would Turn Her On
#6 The Handsomest Man
#7 My Wife Hates Being Embarrassed, So We Surprised Her At The Airport
#8 Great Deal
#9 Probably Another Bored Boyfriend At The Hobby Lobby
#10 My Wife Is Smokin’ Hot So I Picked The Shower Curtain
#11 Can A Girl Poop In Peace? My BF & Our Cat!
#12 He Dead
#13 Just Got To Tennis. Boyfriend Has Taken My Racket Out And Put A Frying Pan In Instead. I’m Not Even Joking
#14 I Let My Husband Decorate The Bathroom
#15 My Wife Ran And Won Her Age Group In Her First 5 K This Weekend. Here Are A Couple Pictures From The Race
#16 My Wife Ordered This On Amazon For Our Baby Announcement But It Didn’t Fit Her So I Decided To Put It To Use
#17 My Husband Has Been Sticking These In Places I Can’t Reach To Annoy Me. It’s Working
#18 My Girlfriend Put The Quote On The Left, It Took Her 2 Weeks To Realize I Changed It
#19 My Wife Took The Toddler And Left Me With The Baby Yesterday Morning. She’s A Worrywart And I Love Photoshop. Lesson Learned: Don’t Reply With Just A Photoshopped Picture When She Asks How Things Are Going With The Baby
#20 When You Leave Your Wife In The Car To Shop At The Hardware Store On A Really Hot Day
#21 My Friend Played A Prank On His Girlfriend. She Has A Night Vision Motion-Activated Camera Setup In A Quest To Treat A Sick Coyote. She Checks The Footage Every Morning Religiously. He Rented A Sasquatch Outfit And Walked Around The Camera At 4 Am
#22 Built A Garden For My Wife A Few Months Ago And It Is Finally Time For The Bountiful Harvest. Tonight, We Feast Like Kings
#23 Just Doing What My Wife Asked
#24 Groundhog Day Flowers For My Wife
#25 Styling Done Right
#26 Wife Gave Me One Job To Do For The Day – To Get The Dogs Tag Engraved
#27 Being The Girlfriend, I Was Given The Job To Decorate Our New Home. Yesterday, My Boyfriend Said He Wanted To Pick Just One Piece Of Decor Out. I Was Impressed He Actually Wanted To Be Involved! Next Day, He Walks In Smiling, And Introduced Me To Kittiana Jones. This Is Why I’m The Chosen One
#28 At The Time My Girlfriend Didn’t Know Why I Wanted My Photo Taken On This Side Of The Bridge
#29 Women Confuse Me. My Girlfriend Sent Me Out For Groceries, And Like Any Rational Person, I Thought That Meant Go Get Hats For The Dogs. Turns Out She Was Hungry
#30 My GF’s Obsession With Cheesy Cursive Signs Inspired Me To Make My Own Uninspirational Signs
#31 My Wife Wanted Me To Get A New Lamp That Was Disney Related To Match The Majority Of Our 3-Month-Old Daughter’s Room
#32 Valentine’s Card From My Lovely Hubby
#33 After Months Of Denial And Many Nights On The Couch. I Finally Got The Evidence To Prove To My Wife Why She Sleeps Better Than I Do
#34 I Made My Wife A Shower Curtain Of Me Drinking A Beer In The Shower. She Wasn’t Impressed
#35 Savage
#36 My Girlfriend Told Me To Do The Laundry And Wash The Kitten
#37 My Husband And In-Laws Wanted A Family Photo While I Was In Labor And Having Contractions
#38 Friend Works At Mr. Lube And Sent Me This
#39 Bored Walking Around Hobbycraft With My Girlfriend And Did The Most British Thing Possible. She Thought I Was Immature But I Think I’m Hilarious
#40 Wife: “Where Are You?” Me:
#41 My Wife Asked Me Make Some Ads For Our Garage Sale On Facebook. I Think I Found The Perfect Hook
#42 I Guess My Boyfriend Didn’t Quite Understand When I Said He Should Be The Penguin
#43 This Is What Happens When You Leave Your Boyfriend Alone For 5 Mins…
#44 My Wife Told Me This Fork Was For The Crab. I Remain Dubious
#45 Girlfriend Said “Go Get A New Shower Curtain Before My Mom Arrives.” I Think This Is Fair
#46 My Husband Is Real Mature. Couldn’t Leave The Crayola Experience Without Naming His Own Color. Payton Is My Moms Dog That Will Hump Literally Anything
#47 So Me And My Girlfriend Had A Maternity Photoshoot And…
#48 Gamer Logic, On The Launch Of BFA
#49 My Roommate’s Girlfriend Didn’t Understand Why We Were Laughing At Her Shoes
#50 My Girlfriend Got A Bit Of A Shock When I Dropped To One Knee Only To Tie Up My Shoelace. Was Not Expecting The Verbal Onslaught That Occurred Afterwards (Props To The Stranger For The Photo)
#51 What Nearly 14 Years Of Marriage Looks Like Over Here…
#52 Asked My Husband To Put The Pillowcases On The Pillows
#53 My Girlfriend And I Decided To Swap When We Agreed To Be Peter Pan And Tinkerbell
#54 Wife Said “No Cheap Flamingo In My Yard.” 1 Month And Counting
#55 This King Size Bed Keeps Getting Smaller And Smaller
#56 My Dad Made This Pic Of Our Rock Climbing Trip When I Was In 5th Grade And Sent To Mom. She Was Not Amused
#57 I Snuck This Reminder On My Wife’s Phone
#58 I Bought A Tiny Violin To Play When My Coworkers Or Girlfriend Complain
#59 I Got My Girlfriend A New Bike Helmet. With A Drake Face-Print Balaclava Now She Looks Like A Custom Video Game Character
#60 Went To A Ride Through “Safari”. I Took At Least 200 Pics. This Is The Only Pic My Husband Took
#61 My Husband And I Are Trying To Get Healthier, So He Put Up Motivational Signs Around The House. This Is Now What I See Before I Open The Fridge
#62 The Wife Said “Let’s Do Sexy Costumes For Halloween This Year”… Game On!
#63 Almost Had A Heart Attack When Dave Messaged Me To Say Biscuit Had Been Run Over. Then He Sent Me This
#64 Bakery Was Closed This Morning
#65 I Discovered I Can Write Messages In My Girlfriends New Blanket
#66 I Heard A Scream And “I Hate You!” From The Bathroom
#67 Dad Had A Sh*t Eating Grin Because He Was Pinching My Mom’s Ass In Their Prom Pic (1984)
#68 Hopefully My Wife Turns Into A Beautiful Butterfly Finally
#69 Made My Girlfriend A Valentine’s Day Card
#70 My Husband Didn’t Want To Carve Pumpkins
#71 I Asked My Wife What Nickname She Wanted For Her Upcoming 10 Km Run
#72 I Did A Home Visit On A Patient Today, And She Told Me That Her Husband, Who Has Passed Away, Was Always A Joker. He Had Installed This Light Switch
#73 Told The Wife I Was Going To Get My Ear Pierced. She Said Absolutely Not. Ordered A Set Of Magnetic Ones. She Will Flip When She Gets Home
#74 My Wife’s Sister Is Coming To Visit. Getting The Guest Room Ready
#75 My Wife Allowed Me To Pick One Thing For The Baby Room
#76 My Wife Dared Me To Go Out In The Snow In Nothing But My Boots
#77 My Husband Left Me This Note This Morning And Then Pictures Ensued
#78 We Went To Home Depot Today, I Asked My Wife If She Wanted To Duck Down This Isle For A Quickie. She Rolled Her Eyes And Kept Walking
#79 It Is My Wife’s Birthday
#80 Played A Trick On My Wife. She Was Working Out And I Took A Photo. I Go To My Office And Photoshop Her Feet To Hobbit Proportions. I Came Back And Told Her She Didn’t Look Bad Working Out And Showed Her The Photo. She Looked So Sad And Said “Are My Feet Really That Big?!” I Felt Bad Then
#81 4 Years Is Fruit And Flowers, My Fruit Come With Added Puns
#82 The Blanket That My Husband Got Me For Christmas. It’s His Face
#83 Came Home For The Weekend To Find This Exchange Between My Parents
#84 My Wife Was Not Amused When I Showed Her This Picture And Said- “I Didn’t Know Your Mom Was Staying Here Too”
#85 My Wife Works At Night. Sometimes I Leave Her Notes Before I Go To Bed
#86 I Needed To Borrow My Wife’s Phone. She Said Her Password Was Our Anniversary. I Gave The Phone Back And Said I Didn’t Know What Happened
#87 My Boyfriend Said He’s Going To Go As Baby Me For Halloween
#88 Since My Wife Got A New Car, I Thought I’d Splurge Too And Upgrade Mine To The CLI Edition
#89 My Dad Wasn’t Pleased That My Mom Wanted To Move Her Rock Across The Country
#90 What To Do When Your Girlfriend Leaves Hair On The Shower Wall
#91 Left My Boyfriend Unattended With My Clip In Extensions For 10 Minutes
#92 I Told Husband To Go Put On A Nice Shirt And This Is What I Got
#93 I’m Glad There Are Other Bored Husbands At Pottery Barn
#94 The Girlfriend Asked Me To Shovel A Path To The Garage
#95 My Girlfriend Wanted Flowers Delivered To Her At Work Today. I Delivered
#96 When Your Wife Deserves The Best So You Wake Her Up To A Romantic Candlelit Breakfast
#97 Notes From My BF Used To Be Much Sweeter. At Least He Made Me Lunch!
#98 SO Was Away For A Few Days. Photoshopped & Sent Her This Picture Of Our Daughter, Just So She Knows Everything Is Going Well
#99 My Girlfriend Asked Me Why I Was Up At 3 Am Last Night, So I Made Her This Helpful Diagram To Explain
#100 My Boyfriend Didn’t Warn Me A Wave Was Coming As I Posed For A Beach Photo
#101 So Last Night When I Got Home, There Was Paper All Over The Floor Near My Printer, I’m Guessing Someone Hooked Up To My Printer Via Wi-Fi. This Morning, I Wake Up To This
#102 My Parents’ New Business Hours
#103 Asked My Husband To Take A Picture Of Us On Our Wedding Night. This Was His Only Picture
#104 I Got Hit In The Cheek With Something, So I Looked Up And My Husband Winked And Said “Read It, Wait Here’s A Pen.” Then Threw A Pen At Me
#105 My Girlfriend Wanted A Drink But Didn’t Want To Get Out Of Bed, So I Obliged
#106 My Friend And I Made Signs For My Girlfriend’s Half Ironman Race!
#107 My Friend Surprised His Wife With Her Blunder Years Photo On His New Skateboard
#108 Girlfriend’s Irish, I’m American. She’s Been Bugging For Me To Paint Her Wall, But Didn’t Care What Color. Well You’re Welcome
#109 Though I Caught The Perfect Picture Of My BF And Puppy, Until I Saw What He Was Reading
#110 Wife Turned 38, Discovered I Didn’t Have An 8 Candle, So I Improvised
#111 Found The Book My Wife Must’ve Studied
#112 My Pregnant Wife Asked For A Small Bowl Of Cereal. I Delivered
#113 My Girlfriend Likes To Pile Clothes On Our Chair. I Turned Them In To This To Teach Her A Lesson
#114 Girlfriend Wasn’t Too Happy With Our New Bathroom Artwork
#115 My Husband Sent Me Flowers At Work For My Birthday
#116 This Is How Jay Greeted Me At The Airport When He Picked Me Up On Thursday Night
#117 My Husband, The Problem Solver
#118 My Wife Recently Had A Hysterectomy. I Had This Waiting For Her When She Got Home
#119 So My Boyfriend Told Me He Got Us More Security Cameras Because There Have Been So Many Break-Ins Recently. I Was Pumped Until I Started Finding Our New Cameras….
#120 I Fell Asleep So My Husband Made The Bed Over Me. I Can’t
#121 Wife Asked Me To Put All The Toilet Paper We Bought In The Basket
#122 Awwww. Another Love Note From My Husband
#123 My Wife Was Scrolling Through An Album Of Her Friend’s Maternity Photos And Came Across This One. He’s Such A Beautiful Mother
#124 My Girlfriend Told Me I’m Not Allowed To Have Any Geeky Stuff Upstairs, It All Goes In The Basement. Never Underestimate A Manchild
#125 We Are Staging Our Home To Sell. My Husband Is Insistent We Put This In The Bathroom
#126 Asked My Husband To Take Care Of A Spider, Went Into Bathroom To Find This
#127 Girlfriend Has Banned Me From Wearing My Recent Purchase To Family Dinner
#128 I Asked My Husband To Stop Eating All My Ice Cream In The Middle Of The Night. Well, He Didn’t Eat All Of It
#129 Friend Told Her Husband She Was On The Last Case Of Water. What He Brought Home
#130 My Husband Surprised Me With An Embarrassing Sign
#131 So, Take It My Husband Doesn’t Like Me Leaving Used Band-Aids Around
#132 This Is My Daily Life: Trevor Puts This Sticker On My Forehead, Holds A Banana Up To My Head And Says “This Is A Stick Up”
#133 The Card My Husband Made Me For Mother’s Day. Blessed Be The Fruit
#134 My Wife’s OPT Visa Ran Out Today And She Had To Quit A Good Job. Will Be A Minimum Of 6 Months Before She Can Legally Work Again. And I Cope By Making Jokes. So I Got Her A “Happy Retirement” Gift Bag
#135 My Boyfriend’s Valentine’s Card
#136 I Asked For A Puppy. Meet My Christmas Eve Gift, Fifi
#137 My Girlfriend Got A New Phone
#138 My Boyfriend
#139 When Your Witty Husband Comes Downstairs And Says You’ve Taken Shrinking His Clothes To A Whole New Level
#140 My Boyfriend Hanging Out With Me